How to Create a dangerous-looking, fast paper plane

Chances are you could probably fold a paper plane with your eyes closed. A paper plane is one of the first crafts a boy learns, usually followed by smoke bombs and paper guns that shoot paper bullets (surprisingly these guns really do work, and the bullets can hurt).

But you've never seen a paper plane quite like this one before. Presented for your viewing pleasure is this aerodynamic paper plane, customized and reconfigured for the greatest lift and speed. 'Twill be the last thing your enemy sees before being slain by its awesomeness.